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Sought by the Bicycle Posse of Moab |
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-- WANTED --
bin Bikin'
25 Million
miles of biking
Reward! |
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| Details of Warrant: The above-pictured individual, known
by
the alias "bin Bikin," is sought in connection with trail-riding
activities, occurring near the City of Moab, on or about October 2002. His exact
identity is unknown to authorities, although he is rumored to be a
ruthless software company "enforcer" named Little Mikey.
He was last seen in the vicinity of Eagle Mountain, and is rumored
to be planning another attack on Moab in the near future. He should
be considered strong-armed and dangerous behind the handlebar of a K2. Persons
who see this individual should immediately put his bike on their car and drive
him to Moab. |
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